Month: March 2018

Rockstar

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I’m through with standing in line
To clubs I’ll never get in
It’s like the bottom of the ninth
And I’m never gonna win
This life hasn’t turned out
Quite the way I want it to be

I want a brand new house
On an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me

I’ll need a credit card that’s got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me

I’m gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I’d even cut my hair and change my name

‘Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just won’t eat
And we’ll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger’s gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny in her bleach blond hair, and we’ll…
Hey, hey, I want to be a rock star
Hey, hey, I want to be a rock star

I want to be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free

I’m gonna dress my ass
With the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
Blow my money for me

I’m gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I’d even cut my hair and change my name

Am I Evil?

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Beth: Dad? I feel like I’ve spent my life pretending you’re a great guy and trying to be like you, and the ugly truth has always been…
Rick: That I’m not that great a guy and you’re exactly like me.
Beth: Am I evil?
Rick: Worse. You’re smart. When you know nothing matters, the universe is yours, and I’ve never met a universe that was into it. The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them, not unlike your friend Timmy.
Beth: Tommy.
Rick: Yeah, it hardly matters now, sweetie. You know, smart people get a chance to climb on top, take reality for a ride, but it’ll never stop trying to throw you, and eventually, it will. There’s no other way off.
Beth: Dad, I’m out of excuses to not be who I am. So who am I? What do I do?
Rick: My advice… Take off. Put a saddle on your universe. Let it kick itself out.

Rick and Morty S03E09

Show Me How to Live

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In with the early dawn
Moving right along
I couldn’t buy an eye full of sleep
And in the aching night
Under sattelittes
I was not recieved
Built with the stolen parts
A telephone in my heart
Someone get me a priest
To put my mind to bed
This ringing in my head
Is this a cure or is this a disease

Nail in my hand
From my creator
You gave me life now
Show me how to live
Nail in my hand
From my creator
You gave me life now
Show me how to live

In the afterbirth
On the quiet earth
Let this things remind you
You thought you made a man
You better think again
Before my role defines you

Nail in my hand
From my creator
You gave me a life
Now show me how to live
Nail in my hand
From my creator
You gave me life now
Show me how to live

Zwitter

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Ich hab ihr einen Kuss gestohlen
Sie wollte sich ihn wiederholen
Ich hab sie nicht mehr losgelassen
Verschmolzen so zu einer Masse
So ist es mir nur allzurecht
Ich bin ein schönes Zweigeschlecht
Zwei Seelen unter meiner Brust
Zwei Geschlechter eine Lust

Ich gehe anders durch den Tag
Ich bin der schönste Mensch von allen
Ich sehe wunderbare Dinge
Die sind mir vorher gar nicht aufgefallen
Ich kann mich jeden Tag beglücken
Ich kann mir selber Rosen schicken
Da ist kein zweiter und kein dritter
Eins und eins das ist gleich

Ich bin alleine doch nicht allein
Ich kann mit mir zusammen sein
Ich küsse früh mein Spiegelbild
Und schlafe abends mit mir ein
Wenn die anderen Mädchen suchten
Konnt ich mich schon selbst befruchten
So bin ich dann auch nicht verzagt
Wenn einer zu mir “Fick dich” sagt

Update: I’m straight, in case you were wondering. I’m kinky though.

The Enemy

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Hey! Oh, Mr. Back-Stabbing-Son-of-a-Bitch
You’re livin’ in a world that’ll soon be dyin’
And I know, everybody knows you try to be like me
But even at your best as a man
You couldn’t equal half of me

You! You’re another shit talkin’ punk to me
You’re a living inspiration for what I never wanna be
I see you’ve been blinded by what you believe
Now back up and sit down, shut up and act like you need to be

I am realizing
That everybody’s lost their simple ways
And now that it’s here, I see it oh, so clearly
I’ve come face to face with the enemy
Oh, the enemy

So predicting, you’re the reason why I lie
Simple decision took me too much time to fly
Oh, check mate!

I Don’t Wanna Stop

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I don’t know what they’re talking about
I’m making my own decisions
This thing that I found
Ain’t gonna bring me down
I’m like a junkie without an addiction

Mama, don’t cry
I just wanna say hi
Like playing with danger and fear
Everybody’s walking, but nobody’s talking
It looks a lot better from here

All my life I’ve been over the top
I don’t know what I’m doing
All I know is I don’t wanna stop
All fired up, I’m gonna go till I drop
You are the real reason
Please don’t make me, I don’t wanna stop

Why don’t they ever listen to me?
It’s just a one-way conversation
Nothing they say is gonna set me free
Don’t need no mental masturbation

Too many religions but only one God
I don’t need another savior
Don’t try to change my mind
You know I’m one of a kind
Ain’t gonna change my bad behavior

All my life I’ve been over the top
I don’t know what I’m doing
All I know is I don’t wanna stop
All fired up, I’m gonna go till I drop
You’re either in or in the way
Don’t make me, I don’t wanna stop

Shape Shifter

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I was born of giant’s blood
Raised in Asgård, the home of gods
I am the master of disguise
For this trait I’ve gained your prise

Fast in thought, quicker tongue
Brawl with me and you’ll get stung
I am the master of deceit
My words bind or set you free

I am the walker on the wind
The shape shifter
Two-faced words and a lying grin
The shape shifter

You call me evil, curse my name
But you only have yourselves to blame
Order need its anarchy
Balance through calamity

We mixed our blood in olden days
Now I wander like a stray
We were brothers, now estranged
I will have my sweet revenge

My words are poison to your ears
I say the words you fear
Still you know it is the truth you hear
Ragnarök is drawing near

There you sit in Aegir’s hall
Waiting for the coming fall
Council of the now condemned
Twilight of both gods and men

Face the facts you’re old and weak
Empty words are all you speak
No escape, there’s no return
The universe shall bleed and burn

I am the eagle in the sky
The shape shifter
Vicious wolf
Howling in the night
The shape shifter
I am the walker on the wind
The shape shifter
Two-faced words
And a lying grin
The shape shifter
I am the eagle in the sky
The vicious wolf
Howling in the night
I am the walker on the wind
Lying words
With an honest grin
The shape shifter

Not Going Away

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Don’t tell me I’m wrong
Don’t tell that you knew all along
I won’t roll over dead
Only I know what goes on in my head

I’ve got nothing to hide
I’m not guilty inside
I won’t give up
After all I’m still crazy

I’m not going away
I’m not going
Try so hard to break me
But all your diamonds turn to sand

I’m not going away
I’m not going
Say goodbye forever
I’ll wait for you in no man’s land

Get out of my way
There’s nothing you can do to change what I say
I won’t ever let go
I got the answer but you’ll never know

I got my eyes open wide
Ain’t gonna slip up or slide
Can’t take me down
After all I’m still crazy

Good Goodbye

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Live from the rhythm, it’s
Something wild, venomous
Enemies trying to read me
You’re all looking highly illiterate
Blindly forgetting if I’m in the mix
You won’t find an equivalent
I’ve been here killing it
Longer than you’ve been alive, you idiot
And it makes you so mad
Somebody else could be stepping in front of you
And it makes you so mad that you’re not the only one
There’s more than one of you
And you can’t understand the fact
That it’s over and done, hope you had fun
You’ve got a lot to discuss on the bus
Headed back where you’re from

So say goodbye and hit the road
Pack it up and disappear
You better have some place to go
‘Cause you can’t come back around here
Good goodbye

Burn It Down

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The cycle repeated
As explosions broke in the sky
All that I needed
Was the one thing I couldn’t find
And you were there at the turn
Waiting to let me know

We’re building it up
To break it back down
We’re building it up
To burn it down
We can’t wait
To burn it to the ground

The colors conflicted
As the flames climbed into the clouds
I wanted to fix this
But couldn’t stop from tearing it down
And you were there at the turn
Caught in the burning glow
And I was there at the turn
Waiting to let you know

We’re building it up
To break it back down
We’re building it up
To burn it down
We can’t wait
To burn it to the ground