Well, I’ve been to Hastings and I’ve been to Brighton
I’ve been to Eastbourne too
So what? So what?
And I’ve been here, I’ve been there
I’ve been every fucking where
So what? So what?
So what? So what, you boring little cunt?

Well, I’ve fucked the queen, I’ve fucked Bach
I’ve even sucked an old man’s cock
So what? So what?
And I’ve fucked a sheep, I’ve fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down its throat
So what? So what?
So what? So what, you boring little fuck?

And I’ve drunk that, I’ve drunk this
I’ve spewed up on a pint of piss
So what? So what?
I’ve had skag, I’ve had speed
I’ve jacked up until I bleed
So what? So what?
So what? So what you boring little cunt?

I’ve had crabs, I’ve had lice
I’ve had the clap and that ain’t nice
So what? So what?
I’ve fucked this, I’ve fucked that
I’ve even fucked a school girl’s twat
So what? So what?
So what? So what you boring little fuck?

Well, who cares? Who cares what you do?
And who cares? who cares about you? You! You! You! You! You!