Theme Song of My Life

Well, it’s midnight, damn right, we’re wound up too tight
I got a fist full of whiskey, the bottle just bit me
That shit makes me batshit crazy
We got no fear, no doubt, all in, balls out

We’re going off tonight
To kick out every light
Take anything we want
Drink everything in sight
We’ll go until the world stops turning
While we burn it to the ground tonight

We’re screaming like demons and swinging from the ceiling
I got a fistful of fifties, tequila just hit me
We got no class, no taste, no shirt, and shit-faced
We got ’em lined up, shot down, firing back straight Crown

We’re going off tonight
To kick out every light
Take anything we want
Drink everything in sight
We’ll go until the world stops turning
While we burn it to the ground tonight

Ticking like a time bomb, drinking till the night’s gone
Get your hands off this glass, last call my ass
No chain, no lock, and this train won’t stop
We got no fear, no doubt, all in, balls out

We’re going off tonight
To kick out every light
Take anything we want
Drink everything in sight
We’ll go until the world stops turning
While we burn it to the ground tonight

Rockstar

I’m through with standing in line
To clubs I’ll never get in
It’s like the bottom of the ninth
And I’m never gonna win
This life hasn’t turned out
Quite the way I want it to be

I want a brand new house
On an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me

I’ll need a credit card that’s got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me

I’m gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I’d even cut my hair and change my name

‘Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just won’t eat
And we’ll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger’s gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny in her bleach blond hair, and we’ll…
Hey, hey, I want to be a rock star
Hey, hey, I want to be a rock star

I want to be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free

I’m gonna dress my ass
With the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
Blow my money for me

I’m gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I’d even cut my hair and change my name

How You Remind Me

It’s not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I’m mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking
And I’ve been wrong, I’ve been down
Into the bottom of every bottle
These five words in my head
Scream, are we having fun yet?

And this is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am