Memes

The Grouch

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I was a young boy that had big plans
Now I’m just another shitty old man
I don’t have fun and I hate everything
The world owes me, so fuck you

Glory days don’t mean shit to me
I drank a six pack of apathy
Life’s a bitch and so am I
The world owes me, so fuck you

Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals
I had a young and optimistic point of view
Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals
I had a young and optimistic point of view

I’ve decomposed, yet my gut’s getting fat
Oh my god I’m turning out like my dad
I’m always rude, I’ve got a bad attitude
The world owes me, so fuck you

The wife’s a nag and the kid’s fucking up
I don’t have sex ’cause I can’t get it up
I’m just a grouch sitting on the couch
The world owes me, so fuck you

East Jesus Nowhere

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Raise your hands now to testify
Your confession will be crucified
You’re a sacrificial suicide
Like a dog that’s been sodomized
Stand up! All the white boys
Sit down! And the black girls
You’re the soldiers of the new world

Put your faith in a miracle
And it’s non-denominational
Join the choir we will be singing
In the church of wishful thinking

A fire burns today
Of blasphemy and genocide
The sirens of decay
Will infiltrate the faith fanatics

Oh, bless me Lord for I have sinned
It’s been a lifetime since I last confessed
I threw my crutches in “the river of a shadow of doubt”
And I’ll be dressed up in my Sunday best

Say a prayer for the family
Drop a coin for humanity
Ain’t this uniform so flattering?
I never asked you a god-damned thing

A fire burns today
Of blasphemy and genocide
The sirens of decay
Will infiltrate the faith fanatics

Don’t test me
Second guess me
Protest me
You will disappear

I want to know who’s allowed to breed
All the dogs who never learned to read
Missionary politicians
And the cops of a new religion

A fire burns today
Of blasphemy and genocide
The sirens of decay
Will infiltrate the inside

Bitch Be Gone

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I’m taking down all my enemies ’cause they’re all so fucking useless
A bunch of shit talking drama queens and they’re all filled with excuses
I wanna find me a better scene where it’s not the same opinion
I’d rather go to a funeral than to this high school reunion

Hanging out all by myself, at least I make good company
Hey, isn’t that a whatshisface that I see walking down the street
I’m gonna hide in the shadows ’cause I really got nothing to say
We never had anything in common and I never liked you anyway

F.O.D.

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Something’s on my mind
It’s been for quite some time
This time I’m on to you
So where’s the other face?
The face I heard before
Your head trip’s boring me

Let’s nuke the bridge we torched
Two thousand times before
This time we’ll blast it all to hell
I’ve had this burning in my guts now for so long
My belly’s aching now to say

Stuck down in a rut
Of dislogic and smut
A side of you well hid
Well, it’s all said and done
It’s real and it’s been fun
But was it all real fun?

Let’s nuke the bridge we torched
Two thousand times before
This time we’ll blast it all to hell
I’ve felt this burning in my guts now for so long
My belly’s aching now to say…

You’re just… a fuck
I can’t explain it ’cause I think you suck
I’m takin’ pride
In telling you to fuck off and die

I’ve had this burning in my guts now for so long
My belly’s aching now to say
I’m taking pleasure in announcing this to you
So listen up ’cause you might miss (as you bite THIS!)

You’re just… a fuck
I can’t explain it ’cause I think you suck
I’m takin’ pride
In telling you to fuck off and die

The One Who Knocks

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Walter White: Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn’t believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going in to work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly-up, disappears. It ceases to exist without me. No. You clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks.

Breaking Bad S04E06

Blood Eagle

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Carved upon your naked back
Blood eagle!
Skinned alive your ribs are cracked
Blood eagle!
Still alive you gasp for air
As panic strikes your eyes they stare
Terror grips your dying heart
Blood eagle!

Helpless on the ground
Hands and feet tightly bound
In my eyes no mercy found
My sharp knife starts to carve around

Penetrate your naked skin
Rip flesh and dig within
With a pleased and twisted grin
I spread your lungs like eagle’s wings

The Siktir Song

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What brings you around?
Did you lose something the last time you were here?
You’ll never find it now
It’s buried deep with your identity

So stand aside and let the next one pass
Don’t let the door kick you in the ass

Exit out the back
And never show your head around again
Purchase your ticket
And quickly take the last train out of town

So stand aside and let the next one pass
Don’t let the door kick you in the ass

Wherever I May Roam

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And the road becomes my bride
I have stripped of all but pride
So in her I do confide
And she keeps me satisfied
Gives me all I need

And with dust in throat I crave
Only knowledge will I save
To the game you stay a slave
Rover, wanderer
Nomad, vagabond
Call me what you will

But I’ll take my time anywhere
Free to speak my mind anywhere
And I’ll redefine anywhere

Anywhere I roam
Where I lay my head is home

And the earth becomes my throne
I adapt to the unknown
Under wandering stars I’ve grown
By myself but not alone
I ask no one

And my ties are severed clean
The less I have, the more I gain
Off the beaten path I reign
Rover, wanderer
Nomad, vagabond
Call me what you will

But I’ll take my time anywhere
I’m free to speak my mind anywhere
And I’ll never mind anywhere

Anywhere I roam
Where I lay my head is home

But I’ll take my time anywhere
I’m free to speak my mind
And I’ll take my find anywhere

Anywhere I roam
Where I lay my head is home
Carved upon my stone
My body lie, but still I roam
Wherever I may roam

Believer

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First things first
I’ma say all the words inside my head
I’m fired up and tired of the way that things have been, oh ooh
The way that things have been, oh ooh

Second things second
Don’t you tell me what you think that I can be
I’m the one at the sail, I’m the master of my sea, oh ooh
The master of my sea, oh ooh

I was broken from a young age
Taking my sulking to the masses
Write down my poems for the few
That looked at me, took to me, shook to me, feeling me
Singing from heartache from the pain
Taking my message from the veins
Speaking my lesson from the brain
Seeing the beauty through the…

Pain! You made me a, you made me a believer, believer
Pain! You break me down, you build me up, believer, believer
Pain! Oh let the bullets fly, oh let them rain
My life, my love, my drive, it came from…
Pain! You made me a, you made me a believer, believer

Third things third
Send a prayer to the ones up above
All the hate that you’ve heard has turned your spirit to a dove, oh ooh
Your spirit up above, oh ooh

I was choking in the crowd
Building my rain up in the cloud
Falling like ashes to the ground
Hoping my feelings, they would drown
But they never did, ever lived, ebbing and flowing
Inhibited, limited, ’til it broke up and it rained down
It rained down, like…

Pain! You made me a, you made me a believer, believer
Pain! You break me down, you built me up, believer, believer
Pain! I let the bullets fly, oh let them rain
My life, my love, my drive, it came from…
Pain! You made me a, you made me a believer, believer

Last things last
By the grace of the fire and the flames
You’re the face of the future, the blood in my veins, oh ooh
The blood in my veins, oh ooh
But they never did, ever lived, ebbing and flowing
Inhibited, limited, ’til it broke up and it rained down
It rained down, like…

Pain! You made me a, you made me a believer, believer
Pain! You break me down, you built me up, believer, believer
Pain! I let the bullets fly, oh let them rain
My life, my love, my drive, it came from…
Pain! You made me a, you made me a believer, believer

Castaway

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I’m on a sentimental journey into sight and sound
Of no return and no looking back or down
A conscientious objector to the war that’s in my mind
Leaving in the lurch and I’m taking back what’s mine

I’m on a mission into destination unknown
An expedition in the desolation road where I’m a…

Castaway, going at it alone
Castaway, now I’m on my own
Castaway, going at it alone
Castaway, now I’m on my own
Lost and found, trouble bound, castaway

I’m riding on the night train and driving stolen cars
Testing my nerves out on the boulevard
Spontaneous combustion in the corners of my mind
Leaving in the lurch and I’m taking back what’s mine

I’m on a mission into destination unknown
An expedition in the desolation road where I’m a…

Castaway, going at it alone
Castaway, now I’m on my own
Castaway, going at it alone
Castaway, now I’m on my own
Lost and found, trouble bound, castaway